i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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