I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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