Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
and you fell through a lawn chair
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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