I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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