im gay
i know
yea but for you.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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