Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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