if i died would you start the facebook group?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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