I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
