Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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