I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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