He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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