Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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