dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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