i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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