I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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