We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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