Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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