i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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