He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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