Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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