whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Randomize
