There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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