Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
