For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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