he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i love accidental penises.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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