party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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