We're like a lot better than the average bears
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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