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my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
