Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
