I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
babies were throwing up all over the place
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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