what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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