What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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