its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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