it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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