am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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