So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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