Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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