Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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