mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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