Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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