So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
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