When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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