This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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