so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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