why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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