ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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