East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
one two three fourrrrnication!
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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