I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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