Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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