similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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